We all know by now this is just a curtesy. Just say good so we can both move on.
Definitely didn't know that there was a sheet pre req.
Imagine if mood rings actually worked. Men might actually have a better shot at figuring out if she is actually going to be pissed or not.
She has a point it just doesn't sound the same coming out of her.
Depending on how long you've been together there actually might have been a bit of meaning behind the choke...
@mikefromdetroit Comedian proves the NEWS is our ENEMY! #funny #comedy #comedian #standupcomedy #media #news #whitepeople #arab #racism ♬ original sound - Mike Eshaq
I mean it was about due time for the script to…
@ralphbarbosa03 Step dad potential #stepdad #dadjokes #fyp #funny #standupcomedy ♬ original sound - Rafael Barbosa
The cream always rises to the top.
@matt_rife We make the corn for the tortillas🙏🏼 teamwork❤️ #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #funny #crowdwork #improv #mattrife #ohio #mexico ♬ original sound - Matt Rife
She went from speaking English to pretending not to real…
@akaashsinghcomedy at least leave my people alone! ♬ original sound - Akaash Singh
He's about to send his whole family out of here.
@findingnimesh Those magic words work every time #comedy #standup #hospital #emergencyroom #travisscott #asthma #healthcare ♬ original sound - Nimesh Patel
$600 for the ambulance ride. Are you trying to make me panic more?